"You want to what?"
"I want to get one of these big titted heroine types to endorse the magazine."
"It's a porn mag. Have you gone mad?"
"No, I'm perfectly serious, it's the perfect way to stop the decline in sales."
"Seriously mate you have lost it. Why the hell would some some super powered do-gooder feminist icon endorse any porn mag, even one so highbrow as JERKOFF."
"We give her a centre spread and a chance to show her tits and pussy off to a few million horny guys."
"UH back to my previous question. WHY?"
"Oh we just invite her in for a chat, drug her, brqainwash her and set her up as the first JERKOFF contract girl."
"Is that all, and how are we going to get her here in the first place?"
"Oh you'll come up with something."
"Right and then we drug her. OK that wont be too difficult. But what then genius, do we dial 1-800 Brainwash?"
"Look I'm just the ideas man, the blue sky thinker. You're the one that deals with all of the practical stuff. Right?"
"Right!"
"So find me a heroine. Get her here and have her turned into a mindless bimbo. Job done."
"As easy as that?"
"I'm sure you'll come up with something."